What do you get at the end of it? Its called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. 4. He died from heart failure in 2008, survived by his second wife Sally Wade, and his daughter, Kelly. The odds against my future existence were even longer: this particular weekend was a single isolated sex-fest during a marital separation that had lasted more than a year. But the durability of Carlins material can be dangerous, too. Enjoy! Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion, George Carlin (2015). George Carlin was Cremated and Ashes scattered. Be happy with what you've got, because the owners of this country don't want that. Term limits aint going to do any good; youre just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. F*ck Hope. George Carlin, In America, anyone can become president. Its difficult to say. I Went On Vacation With My Friend And Her Family, They Kicked Me Out So I Got My Own Room And Stayed On, 50 Times People Had A Beautiful Tattoo Idea And It Got Executed Perfectly, Woman Wears Red Dress To Cousin's Wedding To Show That She Slept With The Groom First, But The Bride Outsmarts Her, 50 Rare Historical Photos That You Probably Haven't Seen Before, Im Not Coddling Her Anymore: After Years Of Walking On Eggshells Around Her Childless Sister, This Mother Stands Up For Her Son, Storage Company Charges Client For Something That Never Existed, So She Pretends Like It Does And Now They Have To Find It, 30 Of The Best It Doesnt Work Like That Tales Shared By Representatives Of Different Professions, "False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money, Do You Really Want That On Your Body Forever?: 30 Of The Worst Tattoos Shared On This Online Group, "Can't Approve Overtime? Bravo/NBCUPB Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.. In fact the preceding six years of my parents' marriage had consisted entirely of long separations, punctuated by sudden brief reconciliations and occasional sex-fests. Nobody owns anything. George Carlin: The Best Inspirational Quotes by The Late Comedic Teach them to question everything., Tell people theres an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Carlins personal politics were readily identifiable. Some are funny, some are insightful, but theyre all packed with his typical brutal honesty. The people are fucked! For the most part, Carlin left behind no protgs or appointed successors. Theres something about his righteous aggravation its a rare point of view, and its rare that its a natural point of view, said Marc Maron, the comedian and podcaster. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! 10. And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat? Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate We earn from qualifying purchases. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, she scours Deezer to find just the right tunes to listen to while working on her creative projects.