(struggling) Do you remember when you found that picture in my car of you, me and Chet, with Chet cut out of it? Louis Armstrong's recording of the title song, Hello, Dolly! I mean, you hate everything. You seem like a real sweet girl and I, just, I dont want you to get hurt. What monologue should I use for my Hello Dolly audition? I need - Quora Just give me five minutes of your time, Mr. Hackl, and I'll have you dancing in the streets. Martins dead. (Feverishly) This is the dress in which I led the cotillion, won the cakewalk twice at Sunset Hill, wore one spring to the Governors ball in Jackson ! Theyve showered me with leaflets. I went in and there was Martin sitting bolt upright in his chair with his nostrils quivering and the most terrible look on his face. The role Horace Vandergelder was a lot of fun to. Come out of there!. But if farts were flattery, honey he would be Shakespeare. Why do you look on me? You know what Im saying?? I cannot protect you. I loved you and believed you and pretended not to notice the Streisand thing. It was as though a large piece of phlegm had lodged in my throat and my words couldnt pass it. Horace: All the facts about you are insults! StageMilk Team is made up of professional actors and writers from around the world. When camps over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California. Im referring to myself when I say Megan, its me Megan. Soon as you take the weight off your feet, down it all comes on your head., Helena: Act 2, Scene 2 All lacy with dogwood, literally flooded with jonquils! Yeah. These monologues will work well for auditions, perhaps a showreel update or for just some self-taping fun. The one dark secret that will absolutely be the wedge that keeps us apart. Way under list price, payments deducted from my check. She accidentally killed herself. You could lie there thinking well, at least Im not dead! Book by Music and Lyrics by MICHAEL STEWART JERRY HERMAN Based on the play THE MATCHMAKER by Thornton Wilder Original Production Directed and Choreographed by Gower Champion Produced for the Broadway Stage by David Merrick and Champion-Five, Inc, DOLLY Property of: 4 Lyries~@ Copyright 1963 by Jerry Herman.