But other than that, its a great place to work. By: Jayla and Selene, Age 13, New South Wales, Australia Description: An astronaut gives a rather enlightening talk about space. Genre: Dramatic. I hate my brother, period. Ok Jessie? The brother who had never even played the lottery before that day! Im not to give it some food and water, and send it off with a coupon for a free spa-day. By: Jasmine Scholz, Age 17, Australia Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. Who in their right mind would EVER find me attractive?! Anyways Im truly flattered but I mean, it aint going to happen. I just want to say to them, Look you little two-timing molded fruit cakes, I am NOT obsessed with celebrities! The truth is, I only in love with ONE! I wasnt surprised. What should I say? (Pause, getting louder) What do you think Im doing? Theyre not heroes. I know why my mom asked you to come. Find someone else to rip their heart to shreds. Look, I know my parents gave you the rundown of my whole life story or whatever. I will, and already do miss her so much. When I look at myself in the mirror, I dont see my looks. I know. I have a problem. The real killer is out there probably killing more people! Id toss and turn all night, afraid that one day it would take me! I have a family to feed you know. Thats why those girls keep calling me names, and everyone keeps sneering at me any time I walk by. Here I am. Maybe you are here today. Youre screwing up my life here! Basically, I know you have a crush on me. By: Lauren H., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 16 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A teen expresses the frustrations of being vertically challenged. Something to do with well, never mind. But that is strikingly less noble. On the way to go meet them for some morning shopping, I got a flat tire. And a girl named George. You feel yourself panic, the waves getting bigger and bigger! Genre: Dramatic, (Harold could be talking to a photo of his wife, or kneeling and placing flowers on her grave.). It will bankrupt us. You sit down, listen to my problems, (supposedly) and ask me how I feel? (Takes a deep breath and rolls the window down.) By: Eleanor H., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl seeks help from a therapist about her fear of going outside. This would be my moment! I can hardly bear to think about it. They may be used for auditions, performed in educational settings, used in school and community theatre performances, and video-taped. The vast majority of the . So I have an idea, instead of giving me a novel, how about you just sum it up in a few words and let me enjoy the rest of my Sunday? Ill have you know I did method acting in my youth; Ive had calls from the RSC. When I was out there I realized something. It used to be so blue you could actually see the clouds. By: Dajai T., Modesto, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A teenager accidentally sends a very personal text to the school gossip. 10. Stars everywhere. Why should I have to see that word, over and over again? I know you said to stay strong and to take care of the family for you, but it is hard. Now, behave Officer, I dont think the security cameras would appreciate a cop lunging at a student. (Breaks down and begs) Please dont turn me in. Listen I dont know how this works exactly Im not you know the religious type. Note: Misheard lyrics are from the song Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. Whoa there, this isnt about me this is about your horrendous drivers license photo. Hold on just a minute here waiter. That was fun. But if Im expected to be devoted and faithful to this country that believes in justice for all, doesnt that mean me too?