A child could do that. Review 8 Howard Caine does a great job in this episode This is a nice story that was well acted. [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Major Hochstetter Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a great personal loss to me. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have every confidence in your ability along those lines. * What witness? Carter: Hello? Peter Newkirk: Now you see that wouldn't be cricket. You only thought he was stupid. It's a long trip to this camp, you know. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're still going to send me home, aren't you? Alf the Artist: [after coming up out of the emergency tunnel] Ah, thank you very much. Dr. Hermann Felzer: You asked me that in Berlin, Herr General. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Please - not while I'm plotting. I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. Didn't I tell you I could break this code. Quotes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You will all stay away from that rocket. Call the general, sir. Major Hochstetter: Heads will Roll! - YouTube Sgt. You are ignorant! Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter. Sgt. Except, Major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. : Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, if you ever escape Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I've got a present for you from Carter. Technical Specs. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're right, the situation is hopeless, there's no solution, we're faced with an absolute impossibility. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, how is it that you get so much more pleasure out of seeing me than I do out of seeing you? Unquote. General: What is this, you are not Gestapo? I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Who knows? Parody Displacement: Hogan's Heroes is a parody of WWII POW films like Stalag 17, The Great Escape, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. That's worthy of Himmler himself, major. Web. Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see.